• brigwife:

    why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

    • easier to spell
    • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
    • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
    • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

    why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

    • it isn’t
    Jul
    23
    2014
  • vitalizinq:

    The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

    (Source: simpl-ic-ity)

    Jul
    17
    2014
  • massamartini:

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

is this a scene from Hot Fuzz

    massamartini:

    seifukucat:

    sir could you just calm down for a second

    is this a scene from Hot Fuzz

    (Source: appil)

    Jul
    16
    2014
  • nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

    nurdsite:

    My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

    …they are no longer friends.

    Jul
    16
    2014

  • dirtybetanerd:

    kedreeva:

    8bitrevolver:

    This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

    A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

    Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

    All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

    Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

    Let me tell to you a thing.

    This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.

    She was perfect.

    But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.

    I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.

    A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”

    They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.

    This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”

    I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”

    Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.

    So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.

    FUCKING IMPORTANT

    Jul
    15
    2014
  • stuning:

    huntelaarr:

    2005 wasn’t just 2005

    it was the beginning of an era

    image

    omfg i remember this

    (Source: tweezing)

    Jul
    15
    2014

  • imaginarily:

    unicornsyglitter:

    Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat

    this needs to be seen by everyone right now

    Jul
    15
    2014
  • factota:

    "i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

    image

    Jul
    12
    2014

  • (Source: youtube.com)

    Jul
    12
    2014
  • twcno:

    futurebatgirl:

    patrexes:

    4sensesplusascarf:

    Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

    image

    remove cattle from stage

    that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

    • balance your chair on two legs”
    • "continue swimming motion"
    • "insert peanuts"
    • "play ball!"
    • "release the penguins"
    • "gradually become agitated"
    • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
    Jun
    24
    2014
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